What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Is Florida now unsurvivable because it's an oven due to climate change? It's 11:48 am on May 30th and the heat index in SoFla is 100. I can see it going up to over 130 by July.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Do you believe that the portrayal of smoking in films and music videos contributes to the glamorization of cigarettes in society?

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

Have your parents ever walked in on you?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Humans have evolved and become hairless and odor free. How do other races learn about evolution since evolution does not apply to them?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are the best Jewish jokes?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why is America so fucked up?

Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

Do intellectuals who peddle pseudoscientific tripe like simulation theory ever stop and think they are just dumb NPCs for Illuminati bot wars?

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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